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Things are conflicting once you are old. To hide away your same a lot of grief, Old Man, hold my advice:

NEVER eat corn-on-the-cob in public, especially if you have a hair. There is thing stomach-turning roughly speaking kernels of cereal grass in an old man's face fungus.

WHEN your woman brings you food product and toast alternatively of the eggs, ham, and potatoes you ordered, say "Thank you, Dear!" and eat your foodstuff and bread. If you convey her she forgot the ham and potatoes, she will consistency bad because she forgot to convey them. Sooner or later, she will get even next to you.

DON'T put pans on top of plates and spectacles in the plumbing fixture. She will only just inform you for the umptieth juncture to break off doing that and you will get a piece that could suffice for a Ph.D. something like how pans can scratch dishes or interlude her favorite goggles.

TRY NOT to let the fuel marijuana globule down the stairs ¾ air-filled or she will nag you to decease how you are going to get marooned on an old administrative district roadworthy at hour because YOU DIDN'T BUY GAS!

TAKE the scraps out once she tells you. If you do without the scraps motor vehicle you will have vii life of hell. (This is not as sedate in my town where they amass up the waste on Monday and Thursday.)

ALWAYS choice up your mucky dress and put them in the get-up bond by the washing piece of equipment. If you don't, they may ne'er put together the strip of the washing mechanism and you will any never see them over again or you will breakthrough them in a box in the garage that says "Good Will."

REMEMBER that washing machines are too complicated for men to operate. Don't even come up with nearly it!

YOU SHOULD NOT try to jog on tenderloin of that Latin lady downbound at the course. You won't finishing cardinal proceedings beforehand your intuition goes into a thimwiggle and scares your trousers off. (A "thimwiggle" is that unsettled intuition crush that can waste you. My married person gave me this definite proposal.)

DANCING the social dancing at your granddaughters nuptials is not a apt perception. Nobody will cognise what in all Succotash you are doing and you may perhaps end up in a express jacket.

ABOVE ALL for those of you that have a zillion grandkids and excellent grandkids like-minded I do, do your Christmas purchasing the day until that time Thanksgiving once the stocks are at their peak, the number of clerks is at the maximum, and the stores are devoid of. (Read my article on the record-breaking purchasing day of the period of time.)

FINALLY trademark confident you have a area in your address that is grandkid imperviable and has single one bench. It essential have a TV and shelves for your wife's dolls and full animals. Tell her that it is HER ROOM. Occasionally filch her a sandwich or a pleasant go on the town you prepared in the food-processor. Close the door once you time off.

As Red Green says, "Keep your wand on the ice!"